In life, as all of us know, you will find the haves, and then you will find the have nots. The Kardashian family certainly are between the haves. Sure, their father is dead, but millions experienced it worse. Countless people in developing nations go on less than a dollar per day, working in squalid conditions for that pittance, or closer to home, Lamar Odom, husband of tallest sister Khloe, was raised in South Jamaica, Queens by his grandmother, because of the proven fact that his father was a heroin addict and his mother died when he was twelve. You can find difficult stories wherever you go, nevertheless the sheer wealth and prosperity afforded to the Kardashian sisters can at times be quite disgusting, especially in times of deep recession and economic collapse in the United States. As Fat Joe boasts at the start of his 2009 track "Cupcakes":'We don't see no recession...We don't offer a **** about no recession...' Such is life for the not many privileged, whilst the masses languish and wallow in poverty, job losses and daily mediocrity.
Nonetheless, people has, despite the numerous cringeworthy OMG I got drunk and broke a claw, where's my butler moments, taken quite a liking to "Keeping Up With The Kardashians", and I must say, compared to most programming nowadays, it's trashy reality TV at its best. The show begins having an anniversary of Bruce and Kris Jenner (formerly Kardashian), however you kind of get the feeling that Kris remains in love with her ex-husband, attorney Robert Kardashian, and that Bruce is just there for security and company. I can't believe I am saying this, since he's an Olympic Gold Medallist, but also for the absolute most part, Bruce is kind of a pushover. Don't get me wrong -- I kim kardashian sex tape kinda like the guy: He's simple, calm, laid-back and just desires to play together with his toy helicopters. I don't wish him to be every other way. I say he's a push over but plenty of it is just because of the fact he really doesn't care and doesn't want to get mixed up in high-pitched flame wars that often engulf the Kardashian residence. At 60 years of age, it's just not worth the stress. I feel sorry for Bruce (though not very much, because he is rich as hell) -- he is often caught in the middle and by their own admission, is "scared" of wife Kris, mother of most six children.
Ah, Kris. What to say about Kris. Kris, mother of six, and still battling on strong. Before I say anything about Kris, let me make an effort to convince you that I do have nice items to say and I'm not here to rip on anyone, although it is tempting once you see firsthand exactly how rich they are -- take a look at this positive statement about Kim for size -- I've seen Kim's sex tape and concluded, similar to sane, normal people, that she wasn't the type of girl you'd want to bring home and meet your mother. However, after watching this reality show, I've seen Kim with clothes on, speaking not moaning, spending so much time posing half-naked for magazines in place of posing fully naked on home video for Ray J for no money (correction, she got taken care of that in the end.